Wozzer is now officially 18!!
Old enoguh to drink, drive and have sex, in any combination / order!! (though i have a feeling all three at the same time may be a little difficult)
Anyway, being 18 doesn’t feel much different to 17, apart from feeling exhausted from the lack of sleep over the last couple of days. Namely, the Lakes! In the last post I mentioned going to the Lakes for a cycling weekend to celebrate my Birthday. And it was BRILLIANT!! The motorway cruise on the way up was good, traffic light, lunch good. Then, we got to Hawkshead, collected the key to our ‘cottage’ and went to the ‘cottage’. We pulled up the drive, which was VERY up and zig-zagged, cool. Then the ‘cottage’, it wasn’t a cottage, it was a ruddy mansion! It had been built in the 17-somethings as a holiday home for a stonkingly rich family. Now it’s devided into flats, ad brilliant flats, nice high ceilings, big rooms, etc.
We unpacked the car, sorted out rooms, spoke to the caretaker dude who was really friendly. He told us that there was 37 acres of land belonging to the estate, and we were free to wander round it all! and there was a boat, the mansion was on the side of a hill with a lake in the valley below, and Broomrigs (the manison owners) had a rowing boat! Oars and life jakets are in there, keys hanging up just tuogh that doors over there, feel free. That aftenoon we had an explore of the gardens, which was fun. There was a strem runnign right thoruhg, so we followed it down for a bit, then got to the fence, so went back up and explored behind the mansion. A qucik go on the swings, and exploring further up later we headed back, the light fading. I cursed the lacking holiday kitchin equpitment as I cooked spag-bol. Holiday houses always have rubbish kitchins, and always have one bit if kit you really want missing, grrr.
So, Friday… We hit Grizedale!! In the drizzly low cloud sort of weather. We putthe bikes on the car, drove over to the centre, hired Mat a bike, and hit the trails! We did the purple with a quick lap of the blue. However, on the blue we hit a problem, or I did. My wheel went flat within one corner. Puncture, dammit. Rainy, cold (apparently) and annoyed I decided to carry it to the car park which wasn’t too far. Five minutes later, I was fed up, so treid to fix it by the road side. I pulled the tube out, and discovered it was a fairly large hole, caused by a shard of glass!! in the whole ruddy forest, with thorns, splinters, sharp rocks etc areound I hit the one peice of man made material for miles around!! We whacked in the spare tube, and pumped it up, but it too started hissing! Dammit AGAIN! it was a slow leak, so I tried to ride it, but it felt too wrong, so I jumped off and pushed it (at a run) to the car park, where we stopped again, and fixed the holed tube, then looked at the hissing tube, to discover it was a dodgy patch. Fixed that too, swore several times at the little hand pump as we struggled to get decent pressure in the tyre, then headed on. but, after the big fun steep descent we hit a closure sign. The trail beyond was closed for logging! DAMMIT! So we noticed a foot trail next to us, going down and toward the centre, so we took that, a thin path with big rocks, no probs on foot, fun on bike! leafy hair pins – fun – and a muddy rocky slope, and then smooth tarmac past several interesting sculptures. Then there was the bridge! big sod of a thing spanning a bit of a valley like thing, and guess what we did depsite the fact the bridge went nowhere we wanted to go, yup – we rode over it (Ben and Myself) and then back over LOL!! anyway, we enede up back at the hire centre, and decided we were wet and muddy enough for one day. and with 8 miles we felt like we actually did something.
After that we went back to the mansion, unloaded the bikes, cleaned up and headed onto Ambleside where we did a bit of shopping, visiting the heavenly bike shop that is Bike Treks! Even Mat, who isn’t inot bikes thopught it was cool (or perhaps he was too busy looking at the shop assistant if you get my drift) I got a long sleeve jersey for cycling, I don’t feel the cold, so am probably going to get frostbite on my arms without realising, so i’ve invested in this long sleve jersey. We got Mat some alco-pops (he doesn’t like beer or wine – wimp) And afetr a meal of Tortelli we watched RND on telly. Dad gave up around 10, Ben went before midnight, Mat despite his best efforts gave up at 1am, and i kept goign till 2am, at which time i was half asleep anyway, so curled up on the sofa, and slept there.
Saturday, we went back to Grizedale – But first, ROWING! We decide to have a go on the lake, have bacon sandwiiches at the mansion, the go cycling. Thus we got the key, a lifejacket each (excluding dad who didn’t want to come) and some oars and headed down to the lake. We unlocked the boat, which was chained to a tree, uased several sticks to push it out, then started rowing. I was at the oars, Mat was up at the prow, and Ben was on the bench seat to the back of the boat. Once i got my rythm going Mat spotted and interesting looking yellow sign on a tree on the other side of the lake. Having no better plan, we went for it, a good 15 / 20 mins later we got there going in a very wonky line. thanks to some injuries in the past, my left shoulder in weaker than my right, so the boat kept going in a slow arc! Anyway we got to the other side, and the sign was about poaching. That other line of trees looked interesting, so we headed for it. Mat had a go rowing, and we soon established he can’t. his co-ordination was off, and he drifted worse than I did! Plus he kept splashing. So i ook over, and we got fed up of the wind driving us sideways, away from the island, and so not going anywhere. So we headed back to shore. after a bit of wrestling, with directions from navigator Mat, i lined the tub up with the beach area, and went for it. a decently stright line later we hit the beach with a satisfying crunch of whatever is at the bottom of a lakes shallows. e locked it up again, and went back to the Mansion where we had bacn butties.
Then we hit Grizedale again!! After the discussion over bacon, we decided to follow the green route. Which was brilliant! Only 10.5 miles, but mostly up or level-ish. it was cool all the way round, then we found the good bit! Last time i rode Gizedale, my younger bro and I did this bit the other way round, and ended up climbing for 3.5 miles. This time, we were going down!! I didn’t drop below 15 for corners, and on the striaght got up to 30! Roaring down with Ben we got to the btoom, and stopped. We looked and each other, then laughed – that was bloody fun, high five for that!! Mat (who arrived shortly after) also thought that was brilliant, and also high fived. Then Dad caught up and said he thouroughly enjoyed that. A short peadl later and we were back at the hire place. We had a coffe and decide we’d had enough fun for one day.
That evening we went out for a meal. seeing as it was my choice of place, i went into the first pub i saw that seemed nice. We ordered drinks, three pints and a WKD. Mat then said “you can tell whos the woman here” while clutching his alco-pop. We all laughed, and ordered food. After the food (which was good) we had more drinks, Mat opting for a cider this time, and talked about stuff, like bikes and beer and cars. I feel soory for Mat, who isn’t particulary interested in those kinds of things, but he seemed happy enough to sip his cider and read the Sun paper.
And sunday, we got up, packed, cleaned, loaded the car and set off for home. The motorway was busy, but flowing freely. We stopped for an early lunch, Burger King, and cruised past Brumham, we stopped once more for a toilet break and got back to Malvern about 2:30 ish. We dropped Ben off, bike and all. Then we let Mat off on his drive and rolled down through West Malvern, the narrow roas feeling natural after the Lakes. We got home, unpacked, had birthday cake and later a chinses take-away, acompanied with a beer 🙂
So, in conclusion, a very fun weekend away for my 18th!
untill the next post,
Uncle Austin Wozzer